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LANA DEL REY LIVE TWEET VANCOUVER BC 2014-05-25
Just watched Lana Del REy, live in Vancouver, Canada, via remote viewing.
I knew she was over 7 feet tall, but I wasn't aware that she had big, "giant-girl" horse teeth that made her lisp and shuck her esses, spitting all over her jersey in the process. It was kinda disturbing, and thank Godess I couldn't hear any of the reportedly morbid lyrics of her signature tunes because she was not really singing so much as mush-mouthed mumbling them, in her patented way that she does with those big old denture-looking pearly-whites she was sportin' there.
Man, she ugly, and Lana; please try to project a little more. they cant hear you in the back row and balcony!
1/2 out of 10, better luck next time!
I knew she was over 7 feet tall, but I wasn't aware that she had big, "giant-girl" horse teeth that made her lisp and shuck her esses, spitting all over her jersey in the process. It was kinda disturbing, and thank Godess I couldn't hear any of the reportedly morbid lyrics of her signature tunes because she was not really singing so much as mush-mouthed mumbling them, in her patented way that she does with those big old denture-looking pearly-whites she was sportin' there.
Man, she ugly, and Lana; please try to project a little more. they cant hear you in the back row and balcony!
1/2 out of 10, better luck next time!
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